Gamers (of New Couch) are synonymous with masturbators, not because they play games per se, but since the approach to life they lead and the pastimes they enjoy usually include a price -- that price is being socially inept and failing to acquire the one achievement which they can never achieve from any video game ever: Getting a real girlfriend. Maybe not all gamers available fit this profile, but most of them do and they`re usually pretty familiar with nerd culture shit like Anime, super ironic deep-fried memes, and others. The New Couch will be the best and also you realize exactly what? Are you truly going to go through an hour of downloading and installation just to receive your fap on? I know my dick doesn`t have that type of persistence. I like that you can just leap in and start playing games, and because the games are small and simple, you may even have multiple games running at once. Sure, the New Couch most likely won`t last you longer than a day, but unless you are a finish fucking degenerate, I doubt you`ll be fapping for hours on end anyway. There exists a comment section around the New Couch web page. I`m a little disappointed nobody has said anything about New Couch even though it was uploaded a month ago. New Couch users aren`t big commenters, apparently.
College Breeding Romp
29 November 22
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You have never been a prominent guy at your institution... up until the puberty has played it's technique and you end up being the most handsome guy around! All those bitches who was either ingnoring or bullying you now get wet from just one considered your body! And indeed, you are going to use this truth to make them pay in the most kinky methods. The bell is sounding and the sex-ed class is regarding to begin!