Gamers (of New Couple) are synonymous with masturbators, not because they play games per se, but since the approach to life they lead and the pastimes they enjoy usually include a price -- that price is being socially inept and failing to acquire the one achievement which they can never achieve from any video game ever: Getting a real girlfriend. Maybe not all gamers available fit this profile, but most of them do and they`re usually pretty familiar with egghead culture shit like Anime, super ironic deep-fried memes, and others. These New Couple are all played straight from the website, so you won`t need to worry about things like registration, downloading, and other annoying shit that can indeed take the air out of your nads. It also makes it easy to play multiple games all at the same time, for-you multi tasking fappers out there. Don`t play too long. Marathon gaming can be a fun way to pass the time, however, it can have a big impact on your health. Sitting for prolonged periods of time can leave your back in pain and the insistent movability of controlling the game can lead to carpal tunnel syndrome. Make sure that you take frequent cracks when gaming, and get up and budge around away from the television or monitor to give your body and eyes a rest.
Red-hot BDSM Night in Simpsons Family
29 November 22
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Today is a BDSM themed celebration at the Simpsons home. Marge wears an outfit made of latex and Homer is scurrying around on the floor, picking up cigarette butts. Marge decides to take revenge on Homer and hits him in the back witha whip. Homer is crying in the pain, but this doesn't make any sense to Marge. Marge goes inside to put on a thick strap of black. Then Marge returns and begins fiddling Homer in his chocolate eye. Homer would like to speak however, his gag on his mouth hinders him from doing so... Watch the next part of this BDSM party right now.