Table

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Gamers (of Table) are synonymous with masturbators, not because they play games per se, but because the lifestyle they lead and the hobbies they like usually come with a price -- that price is being socially inept and failing to acquire the one achievement which they can never achieve in any vid game ever: Getting a real girlfriend. Not all gamers out there fit this profile, but a lot of them do and so they`re usually pretty familiar with egghead culture shit like Anime, super ironic deep-fried memes, and others. The Table are the greatest and you know what? Are you really going to go through an hour of downloading and installation merely to get your fap on? I know my dick doesn`t have that kind of patience. I like that you can just jump in and embark playing games, and because the games are smallish and plain, you can even have multiple games running at once. Sure, the Table probably won`t last you longer than a day, but unless you are a complete fucking degenerate, I doubt you`ll be fapping for hours on end anyway. There`s a comment section on the Table page. I`m a little disappointed nobody has said anything about Table even however it was uploaded a month ago. Table consumers aren`t big commenters, evidently.