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Mind Control Your Chief
The game commences with you having a job interview with some pretty hot chick (ofcourse if you consider ladies with short purple hair in official suits being hot) about why should hire you on the vacancy. But looks like it is your lucky day - no matter what you will answer to her she will have to take you on this job anyway because thier company seems to be short on employers these days. Why? This you might figure while having conversations with other characters at the office. Or you could concentarte on something mor einteresting - how to produce your sexy looking female boss to like you enough she would want to fuck with you? But pay attention to details and try not to skip dialogs because they might contain clues on what you should do next!