Gamers (of Milkania) are synonymous with masturbators, not because they play games per se, but since the approach to life they lead and the pastimes they enjoy usually include a price -- that price is being socially inept and failing to acquire the one achievement which they can never achieve from any video game ever: Getting a real girlfriend. Maybe not all gamers available fit this profile, but most of them do and they`re usually pretty familiar with bore culture shit like Anime, super ironic deep-fried memes, and others. These Milkania are all played straight from the website, so you won`t need to worry about things like registration, downloading, and other annoying shit that can indeed take the air out of your sack of babymakers. It also makes it easy to play multiple games all at the same time, for-you multi tasking fappers out there. Don`t play too long. Marathon gaming can be a fun way to pass the time, however, it can have a important impact on your health. Sitting for prolonged periods of time can leave your back in pain and the insistent movability of controlling the game can lead to carpal tunnel syndrome. Make sure that you take frequent cracks when gaming, and get up and budge around away from the television or monitor to give your body and eyes a rest.
SIMSEH: Milkania
The 2nd installment into the SIMSEH collection. Controls: Press B to get a ingame menu. Henshi returns in SIMSEH: Milkania with his assignment to reconstruct the Viridian heritage. While approaching the Milkanian setting something goes awry and things commence appearing like the entire world awakened in the incorrect side of their bed. A sex-crazed alien and a spunky computer software try to become the tutors of their destinies and become impossible heroes from the procedure! ------ Model 1.1Post: 1. Additional some button press on signs through hookup mini-games. Two. Immobilized some typos. 3. Additional Transcendium build up while at the speediest stance throughout the Transcendium mix charging landscape. Model 1.0Email switches: 1. Removed the Elven sentinel from the Pulsar"backdoor" area. Two. Revised the code to get pressing distance during catch screenplays, it should be lighter and every degree gives considerable boosts. 3. The'push' stat now additionally simplifies an extra Transcendium bonus that's recieved during climaxes.